Officials are considering lowering the national speed limit to fifty-five in an attempt to reduce the average speed on the freeway to at least ninety.
A recent study shows that the majority of older drivers would be willing to give up their licenses, if they could only remember where they put them.
After being knocked out in his recent boxing match, Jose Canseco was asked if he was suffering any side affects.
He said no, adding that he’s looking forward to the fight and that he thinks he can win.
The new rule requiring Visas to visit Canada and Mexico is proving to be very troublesome for people who only have MasterCards.
Chrysler unveiled their latest car today, called the Chrysler 3,000,000.
Said officials, “Instead of creating a longer car, we created a longer name.”
Legendary Pete Rose moved closer to the Hall of Fame today when he admitted that he rented an apartment in Cooperstown.
Legendary baseball player Jeff Kent admitted today that he’s actually Superman.
“I’ve always suspected this,” said his wife, Lois.
When asked if he supported capital punishment,
President Bush said, “Not as long as I’m in the capital.”
Bowing to public pressure, KFC has agreed to stop selling chicken.
They’re going to rename their restaurants, “Kentucky Fried Your Guess Is As Good As Ours.”
Eat it slow, Advice from Joe
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A classic set!
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