More trouble for AIG as they’ve canceled their own insurance policies.
Said one official, “I hope that we don’t get pulled over.”
DHL has sent layoff notices to many of its employees via Fed Ex.
Heart patients who are having conflicts with their MP3 players are being asked to increase the base on their pacemakers.
China denied the unveiling of an economic stimulus package today while assuring their citizens that there is no economy.
Iran’s leader refused surgery today, telling doctors to stop interfering with his internal affairs.
When I told the court that I was an author,
the judge threw my book at me.
The Poor House was bailed out today and the government moved right into it.
General Motors is offering a new service where Onstar will notify you,
the second that the company is solvent again.
Which one of these ducks is a sex fiend?
Huey, Dewey or Screwy?
If gas prices go down any lower,
we may have to bail out the oil companies.
Bail out Joe, Advice from Slow
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