Am I the only one who confuses "The Jersey Boys" with "The Sopranos"? I mean, Frankie Valli did record, "Whack like a man, fast as you can. Whack like a man, my son..."
When asked about his daughter’s upcoming wedding, President Bush said, “Yeah, we want to make her an honest woman.”
Realizing what he had just said, The Bushster quickly added, “Remember, she was the one who told me about the weapons of mass destruction.”
After meeting with employees of a chocolate factory, Obama corrected an earlier statement by saying that, workers are bitter sweet.
Good news:
There has been a dramatic drop in drive-by shootings since gas prices went up.
Bad news:
There has been a dramatic rise in walk-by shootings.
In his will, Charlton Heston requested that he be buried along with his gun, his bible and a picture of Roddy McDowell.
With all the criticism about his “No Child Left Behind” policy, President Bush has agreed to rename it, “Okay, some Children Are Left Behind”.
I pulled into a Union 76 station. That turned out to be the price.
Next time, I’ll go to a Phillips 66 station.
The Martian Rovers made a surprising discovery when they uncovered the body of Ray Walston. “He always said that he came from there,” commented Bixby family members.
I heard a commercial for a prescription drug called Astalin. Maybe it’s just me, but a product called Astalin doesn’t sound like it’s made for your nose.
Take it slow, Advice from Joe
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I heard that due to gas prices,lots of high school students are doing their drive-by's from the school bus!!
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