There was a surprise announcement from Disney today. They have decided to downgrade Pluto and remove him from the list of top characters. Apparently questions arose as to why he barked and walked on all fours, while Goofy spoke in complete sentences and wore clothing. Mr. Mouse was not available for comment.
Christmas was great for me. I got everything that I wanted. Returned it all the next day. Got a big wad of cash!
By the way,
Investigators asked Roger Clemons what they had injected into him?
The Rocket said, "Jet fuel".
Hillary Clinton announced that she knows exactly what she’s going to do on her first day in the White House.
Vacuum.
To bolster prosperity in his country, Raul Castro said, “My goal is to see that every single Cuban gets to own their own 58 Chevy.”
With Raul taking over, United States officials were asked if they were going to start recognizing the Cuban government. The officials squinted, rubbed their chins and scratched their heads before saying, “No, we don't recognize them.”
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To bolster prosperity in his country, Raul Castro said, “My goal is to see that every single Cuban gets to own their own 58 Chevy.” -----
As classic as it gets!
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