Today, legendary Larry Bird admitted that he’s afraid of cats.
Bird had just flown in and wasn’t the least bit tired.
Since retiring from basketball, Bird has been in the poultry business.
Relatives say that legendary George Carlin’s last words were, “Why do they call it, passing away?” What if it happens when I’m in a No Passing Zone? Will they pass around the hat for me? Am I finally past my prime?”
In his strongest message to date, President Bush urged Americans to allow drilling in Iowa and Missouri.
“That will make the water go down,” commented W.
It was announced today that legendary Paul Revere and the Raiders would be performing at next years County Fair.
When asked why he announced the concert date a year early, Revere said that he wanted to warn everybody ahead of time.
My wife married me for my money.
Imagine her disappointment.
Legendary B.B. King cheered up today.
“My old lady came back again,” laughed a gleeful King.
Babe Ruth and his wife had a lot in common.
She was also a babe.
Compare it slow, Advice from Joe
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