The Supreme Court voted to allow gun ownership in Washington DC.
They immediately went on vacation, getting the hell out of Washington DC.
Why did Quick Draw McGraw ride a horse?
Legendary entertainer, Usher was not on hand for the Grammy award show.
Usher claimed that nobody would show him where to sit.
Don Imus apologized for his latest remark on race, saying that he will never talk about racing again.
Legendary Baby Face will be given a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame next year.
Baby Face will be the only child to ever be awarded a star.
Legendary Tom Thumb was arrested for hitchhiking today.
He immediately gave the officer the finger.
Thumb, now a baseball umpire, also called the officer out.
A claim was filed today against the estate of legendary Johnny Cash.
A boy named Sue insists that he is the son of The Man In Black.
He says that he was born in prison and records back up his claim.
Sue Cash was unavailable for comment.
Service stations offer three grades of gasoline, each costing less than the other.
There’s Premium, Regular and Cow Whizz.
Funny, but I’m finding that my car runs just fine on Cow Whizz.
Whizz by slow, Advice from Joe
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