The One Liners

British Motors cleared the air today by announcing that their popular little car was not named after Mr. Morris’ wife, Mini.

With the recent California ruling, organ players around the state are franticly trying to learn how to play, “Here Comes The Groom”.

I don’t want a digital camera. Why would I want to photograph my fingers?

Following up their smash recording of “Endless Love”, Lionel Ritchie and Diana Ross are teaming up again to record, “Endless War”.

At my age, I refer to Viet Nam as “my war” because that’s the one that I had to avoid.

People say: “This is neither the time nor the place!”
Has anybody ever said:
· This is the perfect time, however it’s not the right place.
· This is not the right time, however it’s the perfect place.

I read an article in the newspaper, “Man gets three months for exposing himself.”
That’s an awfully long time to expose yourself!

I heard a commercial about a grocery store having the freshest chicken.
Wouldn’t the freshest chicken still be alive?

It’s not unusual for somebody with red hair to be given the nickname, “Red”, like Red Skelton or Red Buttons. If this had happened to Lucy, she’d be known as Red Ball.

Love Red slow, Advice from Joe