The One Liners #82

I had pretty good luck at the Indian Casino last night.
I won three of them.

If your house is foreclosed,
and you work at home,
do you loose your job, too?

My Dad used to eat milk toast…
… or did he drink it?

The operators of the Hubble Telescope were told today to aim away from Dolly Parton.
“It was an accident,” claimed bleary eyed scientists. “We thought they were planets.”

Legendary Boy George was denied a Visa to the US today.
Officials told Boy to come back when he grows up.

There’s a dead body around every coroner.

Officials contacted legendary Jackson Browne today to ask how he’s been able to run on empty for all these years without running out.
Browne said that he would tell, but only if the Roadees don’t mind.

If The Spice Girls get any older, we’ll have to call them, The Old Spice Girls.

Age real slow, Advice from Joe