Actor Will Smith was taken ill today. Doctors found a chunk of green kryptonite in his left shoe. Smith tossed the object out the window and destroyed several city blocks.
The Cleveland Indians traded CC Sabathia to the Brewers in a two-letter deal.
“At first, they only wanted one of the C’s,” stated an executive for the Indians. “They agreed to take both C’s when Cleveland agreed to throw in a letter to be named later.
Said Indian officials, “I hope they don’t want another C or we’ll be known as “Leveland.”
More questions were raised about John McCain’s age when he discussed The Olympics with reporters today.
… the First Olympics.
Officials called for a constitutional amendment,
banning the burning of Flagstaff, Arizona.
When they asked me if I wanted to move to Corpus Christi,
I said, “Over my dead corpus.”
With the high price of gas, drivers are being asked to conserve energy.
“You never know when you’ll have to get out and push,” said concerned officials.
In one episode, Mr. Scott offered Captain Kirk sexual advice:
“Captain! Captain! She can’t take much more!”
An interviewer said, “We’ve whittled it down to two people.”
I asked, “Were they in a knife fight?”
Whittle it slow, Advice from Joe
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