When asked who is to blame for their financial problems, Freddie Mac pointed directly at Fannie.
Doctors suggested that children between two and ten should use cholesterol medicines.
Doctors also urged the children to cut back on smoking and drinking.
Several groups have charged that “Hands-free devices” are discriminatory.
“Why should people without hands get special preference?” asked Linda Nobreasts. “What about people without feet?”
The President assigned General Harvey Headless to research the issue and he came back with nothing to report.
Israel explained why they keep closing the border to the Gaza Strip today.
“There’s a draft and it keeps blowing important papers off the table.”
News from Indiana today that South Bend has finally been straightened out.
This is great news for everybody, except those people who wanted to go south.
To reduce the amount of sodium in American’s diets, everybody has been asked to avoid swimming in The Great Salt Lake.
An embarrassing mix up in the tourist industry today, as thousands of tourist videos of the Grand Canyon were actually videos of Christy Canyon. Nobody noticed the difference.
Officials said that they would personally view all videos in the future.
Studies have shown that less woman are wearing make up nowadays, which has caused an economic downturn in Baton Rouge.
Study slow, Advice from Joe
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