In the last election, we worried about the Red States and the Blue States.
Now, Obama has to worry about the White States.
Talks between that Belgian firm and Anheuser-Busch finally succeeded once they stopping negotiating during Happy Hour.
Today, legendary O.C. Smith admitted that God actually did make little green apples, and that it actually does rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
Currently, O.C. is a ranger at Jellystone National Park.
A friend of mine didn’t realize that I had gotten through college.
He said to me, “Get Smart.”
I said, “No… Got Smart.”
My doctor said that I have trouble believing people.
I said that I’d like a second opinion on that.
The President’s popularity dropped to an all time low today as Cindy Sheehan announced that she will no longer camp outside his house.
Olympic coverage is proving to be a little tricky, as China will not admit that the Olympics are taking place there.
Legendary Rick Moranis refused to participate with other former Ghost Buster stars in a new video game. Moranis said that he already made enough money in the ‘shrunk the kids’ movies.
In a related story, Author Joe Dyson is launching a new set of movies called, “Hey Babe, I Got The Kids Real Fat.”
Gain it slow, Advice from Joe
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Obama line a standout!!! The rest are just outstanding.
Rust.
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