At an early age, I knew that I was heterosexual.
I wanted to join the girl scouts.
The economy is affecting rock stars.
This morning, they devaluated Eddie Money.
Neil Diamond joined a nudist colony today.
Members said there were several sightings of Diamond in the buff.
Elvis Costello admitted that he’s the son of legendary Lou Costello.
Said Elvis, “Abbott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Shock in the moving industry as an eighth Santani brother has been discovered.
“It’s good to see Zepo again,” said the other brothers as they unloaded a truck.
After months of scooping Martian soil samples into it’s little oven,
the Phoenix probe has finally baked a cake.
Obama has solved another controversy by agreeing to wear an American flag in public.
The form fitting, three-piece flag looks fine on him, along with a lapel pin in the shape of a business suit.
The annual soapbox derby may have to be canceled this year, now that soap has reached four dollars a gallon.
On his recent visit to Mexico, John McCain commented,
“Hey, nice fence you’ve got there!”
Build it slow, Advice from Joe
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--Obama has solved another controversy by agreeing to wear an American flag in public.
The form fitting, three-piece flag looks fine on him, along with a lapel pin in the shape of a business suit.
GENIUS!!!! I'm still laughing!
Yes, that and the line about the girl scouts---that's levity!!
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