The One Liners #111

Google is launching a service designed for viewing beautiful women.
The new site will be called, “Ogle”

Many people don’t know that the original lyrics for “Yankee Doodle” were scribbled.

Governor Schwarzengger said that he would like to return to acting when his term is over.
Immediately, several groups offered him up to twenty million dollars to stay retired.

There’s going to be a new TV show about an attorney from outer space.
It’s going to be called, “My Favorite Mason”.

News out of Bethpage, NY that Hillary is considering running for governor.
Now she has to decide, which state?

Legendary Eric Burdon announced that he might change his name.
“I don’t want to be a burdon on the Animals anymore.”

It was reported that the Jobless Rate is higher than ever,
however President Bush still has his job.

California became the first state to ban trans fats in restaurants.
A similar move occurred back east when they banned Minnesota Fats.

To attract more customers, Frontier Airlines announced that it’s going to start flying to civilization.

Ed McMahon moved into the American Clearing House today.
“It’s cheaper than the other place,” he announced.

I got a tattoo however I didn’t want it put where nobody could see it.
It’s worked out fine, as long as I don’t wear any pants.

Wear em slow, Advice from Joe