Every year, I’m reminded of the Tracks Of My Tears:
Churchill Downs, Belmont, Pimlico…
I pattern my writing after O. Henry.
All of my stories are about candy bars.
Jet Blue is now going to charge for pillows and blankets.
In a related story, the airline is changing it's name to Jet Screw.
I used that new search engine, Cuil.
I typed in “CUIL” and it said, “Don’t you mean, Cool?”
It appears that the latest wildfire in California was caused by a person who was target shooting. Officials are not sure why he was target shooting with a flamethrower.
Water was discovered on Saturn today.
As it pulled out of the car wash, attendants could be heard yelling,
“Hey Lady, wait! Let us dry it off first.”
Michelle Wie admitted why she keeps playing on the men’s tour.
“I want to meet Tiger!” she beamed.
It was reported that a female solo rower is half way to Hawaii.
Unfortunately, she was heading for Alaska, where she parked her car.
A gag order was lifted today when jurors couldn’t understand the defendant.
Once removed, it was much easier to hear him yelling, “Death to all of you!”
Yell it slow, Advice from Joe
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Solid!
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