A new TV show is being created in which The Sopranos are indicted.
The program will be called, “The Subpoenas”.
They’ve invented a new cologne for cats.
It’s called, “Old Mice”.
The Alaska Senator pleaded not guilty to accepting more than a quarter million dollars in gifts, claiming that they came from Santa Claus.
“He lives up here, you know!”
A new drug is being developed that will allow a person to exercise without actually exerting himself. The only downside is that the person eventually doesn’t have enough strength to take the pill.
There are pros and cons to getting older.
Now that we can finally afford birth control products, we don’t need them.
The movie, “Step Brothers” was so bad that it got me to stepp’n.
Plans to reexamine the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy have grind to a halt since nobody will talk about it.
I hired a guy to work on my house. He said that the job would take a week.
I didn’t realize that he meant the “week” would be spread over six months.
Efforts are being made again this television season to get “ER” to start on time.
Typically, there’s a thirty to forty-five minute wait.
Wait slow, advice from Joe
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