Legendary Rod Stewart announced plans to return to college and get his degree.
“He says that, every September,” commented Maggie, “but this time, he means it.”
Legendary Mason Williams was hospitalized today.
Doctors say that he’s suffering from classical gas.
John McCain tried to distance himself from the President today by saying,
“I don’t even know what the W stands for.”
I have one of those Unlimited Phone Plans.
There’s no limit to what they’ll charge me.
President Bush reassured the world that the US economy remains strong,
no matter what he does.
If Clark Kent wore contact lenses, would Clark Kent actually exist?
The Pittsburgh Pirates were arrested today for charges ranging back to the fifteen hundreds.
Said a spokesperson for the Pirates, “Arghh!”
Doctors have told Smokey Robinson to quit.
A new movie is being made about the colonoscopy procedure. It’s called,
“Journey To The Center Of My Gut”.
Watch it slow, Advice from Joe
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