Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spoke about their twins today.
“They’re the Pitts”.
Handlers reminded John McCain that the old saying is, “Back in my day…”,
not, “Back in my century…”
If somebody wears bi-focals,
why don’t they call him, “Six Eyes”?
If a person isn’t working, what kind of boots does he wear?
I admit to cheating on my wife.
When she asks me tough questions, I actually have the answers written on my hand.
A guy told me that he had E.D.
Months later, I found out the truth.
His name was Ed.
Why don’t they make Blue Jay flavored cat food?
Tina Turner’s legs were admitted into the Hall of Fame today.
They will be displayed next to the legs of the June Taylor Dancers.
I see that Ford is going to release a Mustang called the “Bullitt”.
Well, I guess that’s better than calling it the “McQueen”.
It wasn’t slow, Advice from Joe
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