The One Liners #120

Using the technology from Microsoft Word, a new “Text Messaging” product is being created called, Microsoft Parts of Words.

A new Wiki is being created that contains words relating to acid indigestion.
It’s called, Stomach Repeatedia

Medical schools are reporting lower test scores for their recent graduates.
Today, nine out of ten doctors cannot spell “Rolaids”.

Archaeologists unearthed a 1900-year-old chariot in Bulgaria recently.
A card in the glove compartment showed that it was registered to John McCain.

Disney has signed an agreement with Churchill Downs to race VW bugs next year.
The new race will be called, “The Kentucky Herbie”.

I don’t understand those new waterless urinals.
It wasn’t waterless when I was using it.

The advent of home shredders are seriously affecting the sale of breakfast cereals now that people can shred their own wheat.

The Fed announced plans to log Woody Allen today.

Harriet Meyers’ last words to President Bush were,
“It’s been an executive privilege to serve you.”

Serve it slow, Advice from Joe