The Hubble Telescope spotted the Texaco Star last night.
Initial reports are that it’s made of red plastic.
I was in Montana where they have begrudgingly instituted a speed limit.
It’s a million mph.
That’s a rip! My car can only go a half a million.
If there’s a robbery at a convenience store, does the police dispatcher say,
“There’s a 7-11 in progress.” ?
I’m into extreme sports. I drive into Runaway Truck Lanes.
Do you know that you can’t drive out of those things?
I had gravel up to my windows!
How come the Mothers Of Invention, never invented anything?
Why am I frightened by the Petrified Forest?
Did Shakespeare write that song,
“For He’s A Jolly Othello” ?
Don’t try to save money by building your house out of construction paper.
It was announced today that 2008 will be the last year that the story of Wyatt Earp will be told. Officials complained that they’ve been telling his story for long enough.
Be brave, courageous and slow, Advice from Joe
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Yes, the Bard did write that song, along with "Iago to Pieces"
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