Scientists announced the finding of a rare, 75-million year old pregnant turtle fossil, making it the longest labor in history.
If John McCain gets elected, wouldn’t his wife be the “Second Lady”?
After asking Hillary Clinton for advice on being the First Lady,
Michelle Obama announced her candidacy for President in 2012.
When Obama was asked what he would say if a phone call woke him up at 3 o’clock in the morning, he said, “I have a dream”.
The latest vice presidential candidates immediately looked up the correct spelling of the word, “Potato”.
Will Hugh Downs ever grow Up?
A new sport is being created called, “Extreme Golf”.
In this one, the fans are allowed to talk.
Tiger Woods update: His recovery from knee surgery is going so well that Tiger is already climbing trees.
I feel sorry for atheists.
They have nobody’s name to take in vain.
The lady next door locked herself out of the house while completely naked.
I would have brought her my jacket, but I’m not supposed to cover my neighbor’s wife.
Cover slow, Advice from Joe
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'Cover my neighbor's wife'---I groaned with admiration!
THIS WAS THE ONE!!! ----
A new sport is being created called, “Extreme Golf”.
In this one, the fans are allowed to talk.
Still laughing!
But let me ask you this... In those movies you do as the Strange Little Man, how come your material is so lousy?
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