Viewership is not going well for the program “Do Not Disturb”
Apparently, nobody will switch to that station.
Thailand’s Prime Minister was removed from office for appearing on a cooking show.
Today, Great Britain launched an investigation into Graham Kerr.
I didn’t sell my old Dodge Diplomat.
I broke off diplomatic relations with it.
Yahoo and Google shrugged off claims of antitrust today while saying,
“We trust each other”.
A motion has been filed, asking that the Pledge of Allegiance be changed to say, “… one nation, under (fill in the blank), indivisible with …”
I’m not going to be like Bret Farve or Lance Armstrong.
When I retire, I’m NEVER going back.
Obama and McCain vowed to get back to talking about the Issues,
just as soon as they can make some up.
Sarah Palin admitted that she’s never been to John McCain’s home state of Arizona,
however she did go to The University Of Phoenix.
My car is so slow that I may replace the gas pedal with one of those Particle Accelerators
Drive it slow, Advice from Joe
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Do not Disturb line--gold!
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