Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The One Liners #137

I can’t afford to put “Instant Messenger” on my computer,
So I installed “Messenger Ground”.

To rebound from embarrassment, Alaska has agreed to build a “Bridge to Somewhere”.

Lehman Financial Group is facing serious money problems.
So far, each group member has blamed his brother.

Dan Quayle was very upset when Charlie Gibson didn’t ask Sarah to spell anything.

The driving age may be raised to protect teenagers from high gas prices.

A forum created to explore the doctor shortage found an increasing number of physicians who aren’t really doctors… they just play one on TV.

The program “ER” was preempted last night, causing patients to be diverted to other channels.

There are rumors that Lance Armstrong may come out of retirement.
Apparently, he wants to play quarterback for the Green Bay Packers.

Alaska Airlines announced that it was cutting capactity,
especially after Sarah Palin sold one of their planes.

When asked about the age of Sarah Palin, John McCain said,
“Look, she’s young enough to be my wife.”

Age it slow, Advice from Joe

1 comment:

Derek Taylor Shayne said...

---When asked about the age of Sarah Palin, John McCain said,
“Look, she’s young enough to be my wife.”

Love it!