Tonight on Fox, House operates on Fannie Mae.
In a recent interview, Sarah Palin stumbled on a question about the Bush Doctrine.
She said, “I didn’t know that he was a Doctor.”
In an attempt to remain relevant, President Bush showed up yesterday wearing lipstick.
A major restaurant denied claims that their main courses were not fully prepared, saying,
“Our goose is cooked”.
When asked if she really knows how to dress a moose, Sarah Palin said,
“Yes, and now I’m working on my husband.”
Attempting to become politically correct, Sports has changed the slogan to:
“It ain’t over until the plus-sized lady sings”.
TV show names that wouldn’t have worked:
The Wild Wild Gordon
My Favorite O’Hara
The Dead Guy and Mrs. Muir
Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter After I’m Gone
When Sarah Palin joined the race, Obama changed his slogan to:
“I had a dream”
Have you noticed that the Tampa Bay Rays have been winning baseball games ever since they rejected the Devil?
Reject it slow, Advice from Joe
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