After suffering a possible season ending leg injury, Tom Brady was named the,
Old England quarterback.
Obama admitted that he made a mistake about the “pig” statement, saying,
“If you put enough lipstick on the pig, it actually does look pretty good.”
More problems for Obama after he accused Sarah Palin of pork barrel spending.
Federal inspectors closed a major sushi restaurant today after they found a stove in the kitchen.
I bought one of those cell phones.
Then, I called up the prison and said, “Let me talk to Cell number 5, please.”
Several football players lost their lives in separate rollover accidents.
The coach said that turnovers were killing them.
When in Greece,
Use Grecian Formula.
It’s hard to believe that Frank Sinatra Jr is bigger than his father ever was.
He must have fifty pounds on him.
A convicted murderer who burned his victims in a barbeque pit asked for parole today, saying that he’s no longer a threat since he became a vegetarian.
Take it slow, Advice from Joe
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---Federal inspectors closed a major sushi restaurant today after they found a stove in the kitchen. ---
Solid gold!
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