Why does Sarah Palin put lipstick on her dog?
The judge told the jury in the OJ trial not to be swayed by the benefits of Vitamin C.
The yearlong tree sitters at UC Berkeley finally descended from the last tree when they heard the word, “Timber”.
To help get John McCain elected,
George W Bush has agreed to wear a fake mustache and glasses for the rest of his term.
The Surge worked a little too good today,
flooding downtown Baghdad.
You know, if Bill Haley and the Comets debuted today,
their first song would be, “Rap Around The Clock”
I wrote a song about my toilet.
It’s an American Standard.
After firing their CEO, it was announced that Washington Mutual is still offering him free checking.
Vowing to go to bed earlier, Bret Farve announced his retirement at eight o’clock last night.
When asked why she stands at the Alaskan shoreline and stares at Russia, Sarah Palin said, “I’m want to keep my Barrings Strait”.
Strait and slow, Advice from Joe
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