The One Liners #133

Sarah Palin discounted talk of global warming, despite the existance of Baked Alaska.

John McCain has their names and hair colors written on the back of his hand,
to remind him which one he’s married to.

When asked how well he knows Sarah Palin, John McCain said,
“I know her like the back of my hand.”

Commenting on his latest trial, OJ said,
“If they don’t acquit, I’m in deep sh—“

Efforts are moving forward to lower the age of adultry.

Drug enforcement officials have found hundreds of pot holes on I-95.

I like to change my own oil,
but my doctor told me to stop doing that.

A sobriety checkpoint was set up outside of the Milwaukee Brewers lockeroom today.
The Sheriff said that he had a hunch about the Brewers.

My dentist was named Dentist of the Year.
They awarded him with Dental Plaque.

My dentist wants me to spray paint my teeth.
He told me to gloss.

Gloss slow, Advice from Joe