It was announced that The Pope refuses to listen to Motown music, saying,
“Lead me not into The Temptations.”
I heard that Alex Trebek’s job is in jeopardy.
Governor Schwarzengger can’t drive over 55 mph..
His Hummer has a governor.
The author of the movie, “Burn After Reading” admits that he had to create the movie from memory after he burned the original script.
Russia’s Putin plans to solve global warming with a renewed cold war.
Legendary Michael Douglas is set to play the role of Liberace in an upcoming movie.
In this one, Liberace is a young police detective with an older partner in San Francisco.
A study shows that knee pain is not reduced by surgery,
especially if you kick the doctor.
To avoid having his comments taken, out of context,
Obama has agreed to only make his comments, in context from now on.
I changed my car to run on cooking grease and its cholesterol went up.
Postal service was discontinued for a certain hockey mom’s house,
after she bit the mail man.
Bite him slow, Advice from Joe
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I gotta give ya one of dese!!: o///
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