Steve Jobs is inventing a new religion.
It will be called, i-God.
Attempts to break our addiction to foreign oil keep failing because
the country gets irritable and starts shaking.
For this year’s Super Bowl, Michael Bolton has been invited to scream The National Anthem.
My cat wants to know why it’s illegal to download kitty porn.
If I put a firewall on my computer, do I still need a smoke detector?
I see that Ethanol is catching on.
The Supermarket is selling corn in bins labeled “Regular” and “Hightest”
Obama stopped calling for change yesterday when his wife pointed out that he only owns one suit.
In an Afghan bar, Bin Laden was heard asking a lady,
“Your cave or mine?”
When asked where she likes to swim, Sarah Palin said,
“Ebay”
Do nail salons still use Palmolive liquid?
Soak em slow, Advice from Joe
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You've been pitchin' a perfect game for two days now!!! Your first three are certified gems!
(be careful, I may be distantly related to the Thief of BadGags, himself, Uncle Miltie!)
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