The actor from the TV show, “Bones” was going to run for president,
but he has too many skeletons in his closet.
The housing crisis has even affected the Taliban.
There has been in drastic increase in cave foreclosures.
Who is this guy, E. Coli, anyway?
When John Edwards was asked about Sarah Palin,
he said that it wasn’t her.
When asked what he was going to do if he doesn’t win the presidency, Obama said,
“Start smoking again.”
On Petticoat Junction, I always thought the name “Hooterville”
related to the train whistle.
Problems for the Big Bang Collider as, even GEICO won’t sell it collision insurance.
The guy said that he lost his will to live.
I thought that you needed a will when you died.
The Fed is now saying that Barry Bonds gave steroids to his dog.
His dog, who is 6 foot, 4 and 280 pounds, was unavailable for comment.
My wife asked me if I have any friends.
I said, “Tom Shane”.
Buy it slow, Advice from Joe
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