More and more people want to drill off our shores,
but will our cars actually run on seawater?
In the sentencing portion of the OJ trial, lawyers are pushing for a fifteen-yard penalty.
“It’s not like he pulled the face mask,” claimed his defense attorney.
I could never do The Hokey Pokey.
I couldn’t figure out the dance steps.
Florence Henderson will play a character that shares her name
when she headlines in “Florence of Arabia”.
Motel 6’s original motto was,
“We’ll leave the candle lit for you”
Tom Bodet has disputed claims of global warming,
using Motel 6 swimming pools as examples.
The makers of Ivory Soap have agreed to stop using elephant tusks.
Sarah Palin offered advice to Tina Fey:
“Stay out of Alaska.”
If the stock market drops any lower,
I’m going to sell the cow.
Milk it slow, Advice from Joe
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