When they said that we were in a recession,
I didn’t realize that they were referring to my hairline.
Government officials want to soak the budget in Visine.
They want to get the red out.
Obama’s father came from Kenya.
He won the Boston Marathon that year.
John Madden used On-Star and described his flat tire to the operator.
“Boom!”
These golden parachutes are going too far.
Mothers are bragging to her friends by saying, “My son, the fired CEO.”
They asked Neil Diamond what he wanted to be buried in.
He said, “Forever in blue jeans”
Heather Locklear’s first TV show was “Hooker”.
Well, at least she didn’t get picked up for that.
How come, when you get beat up,
you fall down?
You can always tell when I’m feeling down in the dumps.
I have a flock of seagulls circling me.
Circle me slow, Advice from Joe
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