I found out this morning,
my bathtub needs a bail out plan
My wife thinks that I’m living in the past,
just because I got a parking ticket on Memory Lane.
A guy belittled me yesterday.
He said, “You’re only five foot, six, aren’t you?”
Christian Bale has been asked to play the lead role in “The Bat Masterson Story”.
He refused, saying that he didn’t want to be type cast.
More Americans are reported to have Phil Collins songs playing in their heads.
Doctors recommend Collinsoscopys as the way to remove these songs.
The Phoenix spacecraft has detected snow at its Martian landing site.
This is distressing news for scientists who forgot to equip the lander with chains.
The trial was so laid back that both the Prosecution and the Defense rested.
Paul Newman always said, “Cool Hand, Luke Warm”
Tonight on CSI Miami,
the entire city is wrapped in yellow tape.
My doctor told me that I was suffering from depression,
but I insisted that I was only suffering from recession.
Recede slow, Advice from Joe
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