My friend asked, “Paul Newman?”
I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know him.”
They won’t let me drink when I’m driving.
Now, I can’t ‘text’ while I’m driving.
Pretty soon, they won’t let me golf while I’m driving.
How come you never see a picture of The Holy Ghost?
Legendary Heather Locklear was arrested today for impersonating an actress.
Locklear originally worked in the aircraft industry.
Sarah Palin has expressed interest in becoming a cast member of Saturday Night Live.
“I want to play that lady who used to describe impossible scenarios and then say,
‘Never Mind.’”
To show support for the state of Israel,
Rush Limbaugh is changing his first name to Rosh.
I think that my father was afraid of me.
He was always saying things like, “Put away that gun.”
President Bush admitted today that Deregulation would have worked better if it had been Regulated.
Legendary OJ Simpson has announced his desire to play football again.
Currently, Prosecutors are trying to find him a prison that has a team.
Play it slow, Advice from Joe
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President Bush admitted today that Deregulation would have worked better if it had been Regulated.
classic!
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