The One Liners #155

My doctor said that men over fifty need to have their prostate checked.
I said, “Give me a rubber glove and bend over”.

I thought there might be trouble when my bank changed its name from WAMU to WASCREW.

In tonight’s episode, they finally perform an autopsy on Grey and get a good look at that anatomy.

Hey, my book just made the Best Sellers list…
in that city that the Alaskan Bridge was supposed to go to.

After having their funding cut in half,
AA is now offering a 6-Step Program.

When asked about the failed invasion of Cuba almost fifty years ago, Obama said,
“Look, you can put lipstick on the Bay of Pigs…”

John McCain is going to be well rested by Election Day
if he keeps suspending his campaign every time there’s a crisis.

John McCain cracked a joke and Obama just stared, prompting McCain to say,
“Senator Obama just doesn’t get it.”

Upon hearing that John McCain has never had a massage, Obama said,
“Senator McCain is out of touch”

Touch slow, Advice from Joe