My bank just changed its slogan to,
“We’ve been sold! Whoa Hooo!”
In an effort to learn about foreign policy,
Sarah Palin has started eating French toast and Belgian Waffles.
To show that he knows more about foreign policy than Sarah Palin,
Obama has taken up Chinese checkers.
When asked to comment on the two statements shown above, President Bush said,
“I don’t know anything about France, Belgium or China.”
When they asked John McCain if he’d ever go back to Viet Nam again, he said,
“Wait until I get elected.”
Why isn’t Casper, Wyoming a ghost town?
My dog is just like Houdini.
He stands upright, and he’s harry.
I knew that we were in financial trouble when they devalued Mini Pearl.
With the increasing demand for Blackberries,
park officials are now urging bears to eat picnic baskets.
Take it slow, Mr. Ranger
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