The One Liners #153

I heard that Gay Aiken is clay.

There’s only one Men’s Room in the financial district.
It’s called The Wall Street Urinal.

Boy, am I behind the times.
I thought that Hanna Montana was a place.

I was reading about that Miley Cyrus.
Do you know how old she isn’t?

A new study shows that it may cost as much as one hundred thousand dollars to get divorced today.
President Bush has called for an emergency bail out plan to help these people get the divorces that they so desperately need.

It was reported today that a suit has been dropped against Michael Jackson. “He just doesn’t look good in that suit,” commented his sister.

Would he shoot up into space if you fired a rocket scientist?

If a guy tells you that he lost his wife,
don’t ask him if he’s looked under the bed.

If you walk over the border, it’s possible to go from
north South Carolina to south North Carolina.

Walk it slow, Advice from Joe