The One Liners #152

When President Bush was asked what he was going to do when he gets home to Texas,
Mrs. Bush said, “Clean the gutters, mow the lawn, take out the garbage….”

How come CEO’s never use their golden parachutes to jump out of airplanes?

Sarah Palin traveled to the Middle East today, visiting Kansas and Oklahoma.

George W Bush assured the nation that the bailouts would not affect the taxpayers.
“Not if we make the tax cuts permanent.”

We won the Ryder Cup this year.
You only get to keep the Cup on a temporary basis until another team wins.
That makes sense because, “Ryder rents cups”

I have such an active bladder that I had to buy flood insurance.

My wife has never thrown a dish at me.
She kind of ‘Frisbees’ them over here.

If you buy a new garbage can,
how do you get the garbage man to take away the old one?

Warren Buffet admitting that he made a mistake when he bought Goldman.
“I thought I was buying Gold from a man”

Buy it slow, Advice from Joe