In Iraq, they’ve replaced General Petraeus with General Mills,
who promised the troops more choices at breakfast time.
After watching the Debate, I’ve decided to vote for Jim Lehrer.
My favorite baseball team finished so far out of first place
that they’re asking for a bail out plan
I told my wife that when I was younger, I had a haircut like Fabian.
She said, “You’re fibian.”
Tonight on FOX, House looses his confidence
when the other doctors start agreeing with him.
I hired Mayflower movers
and they took all my stuff to Plymouth Rock.
If a guy goes Back Packing, and he doesn’t come back,
did he simply go Packing?
My wife told me to buy thyme at the store, however I had trouble identifying it.
I can’t tell thyme.
The head of the National Institute for Health is stepping down, while saying,
“I’m sick of it.”
Step down slow, Advice from Joe
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Mayflower line---nothing but NET!!!
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