Chinese astronauts had their food supply recalled today because it may be tainted.
Apparently, the food they were given was meant to be exported to the U.S.
Why do you have to take your clothes off to be x-rayed?
My doctor said that I was carrying around too much weight,
So I paid his bill in cash.
Saturday Night Live almost hired Leslie Neilson to play John McCain in a skit,
however, they couldn’t make Neilson look old enough.
TV show names that wouldn’t have worked:
I Love Ethel
My Three Illegitimate Sons
Bud Knows Best
Mannix’s Secretary Peggy
My wife is very different from the woman that I always thought I’d marry.
She’s real.
I got myself one of those inflatable ladies.
The first night, she got a flat tire.
Back when I was a kid growing up in Florida,
we had a hurricane so bad that it moved Surfside 6 to Surfside 7.
Watch Cha Cha O’Brien slow, Advice from Joe
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