Barry Bonds sure misses his trainer.
He’s already forgotten how to sit and roll over.
I can always tell when I’ve satisfied my lover.
She wakes up.
Was Liberace’s father named Paparace?
The military has agreed to stop water-boarding prisoners to gain information.
They will now perform colonoscopies until they detainees start talking.
To correct bad lending practices, Lenders must change their commercials to say,
“We DO care if you have bad credit, bankruptcies and late payments.”
The plumber said that he found a leak in my toilet.
I told him that I took one there, this morning.
I found out why my friend goes to the bar every night.
He’s a bartender.
Hey, I got into a George Lucas movie.
He caught me on his security camera.
I lost my life savings.
It rolled under the couch.
Save it slow, Advice from Joe
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The plumber said that he found a leak in my toilet.
I told him that I took one there, this morning.
G-o-o-o-o-a-l-l-l-l!!!
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