Tonight, while watching “Prison Break”, you will be arrested for aiding a convict.
I bought myself an X-Box,
but all it shows are David Duchovny movies.
Obama decided to stop calling for change at his fundraisers
when he collected ten million dollars in quarters.
Reflecting on the vice presidential choices, Obama admitted,
“I should have picked Chelsea.”
President Bush thanked Charlie Gibson for marking his place in history.
Said W, “I didn’t realize that I had a doctrine”.
To help reduce Iraq’s giant budget surplus,
President Bush is going to run for their presidency.
After Hurricane Ike, it was reported that every bank in Galveston needed to be bailed out.
Barry Bonds was almost a September call up,
however the Grand Jury isn’t meeting in September.
Actor Ryan O’Neal claims that the drugs found in his house,
actually belonged to his late wife, who died years ago during Love Story.
Say you’re sorry slow, Advice from Joe
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