The One Liners #147

Wouldn’t you know it!
I thought I’d finally achieved The American Dream, but then I woke up.

There is going to be a remake of the movie “An officer and a Gentleman” called, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”.

Simon and Garfunkel may reunite and play at Scarborough Affair this year.
The boys currently work in the Produce Industry, selling parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.

When asked about Hurricane Ike, Glen Campbell said,
“Galveston, oh Galveston”

I found out how to stop those calls from bill collectors.
Don’t pay your phone bill.

The shipwreck that was unearthed by Hurricane Ike is actually The Seaview.
The famous submarine was identified by David Hedison.

Why don’t they ever conduct a poll to see how many people don’t have telephones?

To help umpires, they’ve instituted Instant Replay at baseball games.
To help umpires, they’ve instituted Instant Replay at baseball games.

Why don’t they air condition WIFI hot spots?

To punish Russia for invading Georgia, President Bush is going to move to Moscow.

Punish them slow, Advice from Joe