In an attempt to end his presidency on a high note,
President Bush may legalize marijuana
Sarah Palin is a typical Hockey Mom.
She bites the mailman and chases the paperboy.
A friend asked me for a sub prime loan.
I said, “What do I look like? The First National Bank?”
Leaders of Iceland reported today that their banks did not collapse. They melted.
Defending his earlier comments, Obama said,
“Look, if she can dress a moose, I can put lipstick on a pig.”
Until gas prices go down, GM is changing their theme song to:
“See the neighborhood in your Chevrolet”
If any more women get into politics,
NBC may change the name of their Sunday morning show to, “Meet The Dress”
Michael Bloomberg has decided to run for Pope while saying, “He doesn’t have term limits, does he?”
Closure for the followers of legendary Steve Fossett,
as his luggage was finally found in Miami.
Fly it slow, Advice from Joe
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Defending his earlier comments, Obama said,
“Look, if she can dress a moose, I can put lipstick on a pig.”
5 *****!!
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