As Joe the Author, I can see why my book sales are down.
McCain and Obama think that I'm a plumber!
If you create your own obituary,
don’t write it in the first person.
The Cowboy’s Adam Jones was suspended for not having a nickname.
My Father used to say, “Don’t start a fight. Finish it.”
I suppose that getting knocked out is a way of finishing it.
They retired Steve Young’s Number 8 and put it beside Joe Montana’s Number 16.
Young said, “I’m only half the number that Joe was.”
The prison is attempting to trade OJ for Michael Vick and two convicts to be named later.
Legendary Michael Jackson has admitted that he did date Maureen McCormick,
however he claims that the kid is not his son. No, no no.
When it was proved that vanilla was not one of the ingredients,
the product name was changed to ‘Manila Envelopes’.
GM might reintroduce a stripped down model of the Oldsmobile.
They’ll bring back the Old without the “Smobile”
Drive it slow, Advice from Joe
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My Father used to say, “Don’t start a fight. Finish it.”
I suppose that getting knocked out is a way of finishing it.
They're all top-knotch, but this one knocked me on the floor---just as, I suppose , happened to you.
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