Since my house has lost its liquidity,
at least the floors have finally dried.
With the dire financial situation, submarine sales have sunk.
A new bakery has opened in Moscow called,
“Kremlin Kream Donuts”
Why do you have to reheat refried beans?
My wife is such a bad cook that she can burn Sushi.
I bought myself a cookbook, but it doesn’t say anything about how to cook it.
Why do submarine sandwiches float?
Disappointment today regarding the first man to undergo a sex/face/brain transplant.
"He hasn’t been the same, since.”
To avoid a cardiac arrest,
don’t let your heart break the law.
To appear like a real man to your children,
don’t let your son catch you crying.
The dry cleaner did a horrible job ironing my pants.
I wasn’t impressed.
Impress it slow, Advice from Joe
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