I know an environmental drug dealer.
If you try to buy a nickel bag, he says, “Paper or plastic?”
My friend is a duck hunter.
Every time he hunts, we duck.
As a curious human being, I’m always searching…
for my glasses, my car keys, my wallet, my….
President Bush explained today’s problems by saying,
“Americans are addicted to the economy”
A new TV show is being introduced about a divorced father. It’s called,
“How I Regret Your Mother”
You can’t Finish if you don’t Start…
However...
If your car won’t Start, it might be Finished.
Do products like Viragra come with another wife?
One of the side affects is an erection that lasts longer than four hours.
It’s the first time that I’ve ever prayed for a side affect.
Legendary OJ tried to retrieve his belongings,
and he got what’s coming to him.
Give it to him slow, Advice from Joe
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