My wife is always pointing out the obvious when I’m driving. She says things like:
“That was a red light. That was a stop sign. That was a crosswalk”
I have a solar panel. It’s made up of six guys who discuss the sun.
If a cowboy breaks his leg, why doesn’t his horse shoot him?
I tried to get an appointment with a specialist, but the lady said,
“What makes you think you’re so special?”
What do you say when you lay off a fireman?
“You’re f….”
After all these years, Michael McDonald is still pushing for
legalization of The Doobie Brothers.
The FDA has issued a warning about Krispy Kream Donuts:
“If the Kream is Krispy, check the expiration date”
Tension has increased around the world since China has unveiled a new weapon.
It’s a bomb filled with Chinese food products.
Great news for OJ!
He’s been named “Comeback Convict of the Year”
I turned down an interest-only loan.
I wasn’t interested.
Loan it slow, Advice from Joe
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