You can always tell a concerned parent when they say goodnight by warning,
“Don’t let the bed bugs bite”
In my teenage years, I always took my girlfriend to the Drive In theatre.
We missed every great movie of the seventies.
I practice safe sex.
Someday I’m going to find a girl and all that practicing will pay off.
When a football player opened a nail salon,
the league charged him with clipping.
If you’re doing a hand stand, and somebody hits you between the legs,
is that a High Blow?
I’m not one of those guys who puts his money in the mattress.
I bought a bunch of stock in Sealy Posterpetic.
Don’t kick a man when he’s down.
Stand in a neutral corner and let the referee count to ten.
President Bush’s popularity is so low,
the kids won’t invite him back to finish reading the story.
We have to save gas. We have to save water. We have to save the environment.
No wonder Self Storage units have gotten so popular.
Store it slow, Advice from Joe
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