To cash in on the latest craze,
I’m changing my name to Joe the Dyson.
The girl took off her bra and said,
“I’m sorry. I just had to get that off my chest.”
TV show names that wouldn’t have worked:
Gilligan’s Apartment
Hop Along David Cassidy
Police Old Woman
Father Knows Dr. Welby
It’s so confusing:
McCain says that he Medicares
Obama says that McCain doesn’t Medicare.
GM is creating a special dealership that only sells used Buicks.
Their new motto will be: “This may be your father’s Buick”.
As part of the divorce settlement, Madonna will get custody of the baby Jesus.
Why aren’t hamsters made of pork?
If the Red Sox player, Kevin Youkilis admitted to being very religious,
would he be The Holy Youkilis?
I’m shocked by my new Taser Printer.
Print it slow, Advice from Joe
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