When the space shuttle has a problem, do they call On-Star?
Scientists have noticed a common factor with all of the junk floating in outer space.
Every piece has a sticker that says, “Made in the USA”
Word from the ocean today that the Bank of Atlantis has gone under.
During the debate, I noticed that Bob Schieffer kept reminding the candidates to turn and Face the Nation.
Why do they charge for free range chickens?
My weight loss clinic went belly up.
Part of my diet includes fat free yoga.
Tonight on, “How I Met Your Mother”,
the kids ask Dad if they can talk about something else for a while.
How come cat burglars steal everything except your cat?
I don’t believe that he smokes pot,
but the Pollsters keep saying that Obama is a Head.
Perhaps The Reaper should cheer up a bit.
Cheer up slow, Advice from Joe
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